things are taking a strange turn. let's start with a list. things i did this weekend:
1. i had some jello shots, reluctantly.
2. i wore a green fez.
3. i realized i have a crush on a (very much taken) straight girl. we get along just too well. our energy is palpable.
4. i answered the phone whole cleaning puke up in a hallway. the puke was not mine, and the phone call was from a girl who likes me. the feeling is not reciprocated.
5. i peed in a sink.
6. i saw the xgf and her lady making out. barf. no, i didn't actually barf. however, during that time at the bar, i came up with the idea for naming my next painting "familiar foreign object." now i can't quite recall what i meant about that phrase.
7. i got up to about 4000 songs on my computer, courtesy of above mentioned straight girl.
8. i decided to try and take on a huge artistic project for work. now i'm doubtful.
9. i cleaned up puke in many places, including a hallway, a restaurant, and out of someone's ears. what is this, college?
10. i got up at 9am on a sunday. unwillingly.
11. i almost came home and wrote another entry about the xgf, probably repeating the same damn shit i always do.
12. i had a dream about confronting the xgf. then something really weird happened in the dream, but i've since lost that subconscious memory.
13. i'm going to get coffee.

ta-da.