2024-04-09 - what's this? not a google doc. 2023-08-01 - cobwebs are really beautiful if you don't fear the spiders 2023-05-01 - everything changes, nothing changes 2022-09-06 - world on fire 2022-08-31 - time warp 2022-08-25 - Am I a ghost? 2008-12-23 - who'da thunk it 2008-12-15 - to the point 2008-12-12 - - 2008-12-09 - no wonder my shoulders hurt, this world is heavy on my back 2008-11-22 - and you shall receive 2008-11-14 - information, you're my savior 2008-11-11 - sf 2008-11-05 - a letter 2008-10-21 - holy crap, halloween is around the corner 2008-10-14 - i want to give her everything she needs 2008-10-07 - schroedinger 2008-10-07 - - 2008-10-04 - a very small sample 2008-10-02 - eggshells everywhere 2008-09-30 - i forget how reading inspires me to write 2008-09-29 - it doesn't make much sense 2008-09-27 - pride reevaluated 2008-09-25 - how we all feel 2008-09-25 - how we all feel 2008-09-15 - superconscious 2008-09-11 - all mine 2008-09-02 - when the mailman comes 2008-08-26 - again and again and again 2008-08-22 - out of shadows 2008-08-19 - know this is true 2008-08-14 - - 2008-08-08 - ! and ! 2008-08-05 - the kind of quiet 2008-08-04 - unraveling/checks and balances. 2008-07-31 - dumb 2008-07-27 - when it's good, it's good 2008-07-20 - goodnight sweet girl 2008-07-16 - i'd rather be in bed with her 2008-07-14 - i cried at work today 2008-07-08 - i am falling 2008-07-03 - misinterpretations are dumb 2008-07-02 - warpped in a blanket of david gray 2008-06-30 - so ummm, well, wtf? 2008-06-30 - - 2008-06-30 - ==== 2008-06-29 - pride? 2008-06-20 - i'm so boring it hurts 2008-06-17 - i hate to make comparisons but i can't help it 2008-06-10 - say something, say anything 2008-06-06 - its ok 2008-06-04 - no title 2008-06-02 - no point here 2008-06-02 - in a nutshell 2008-05-29 - :) 2008-05-27 - what's that right side up curvy thing on your face- oh yeah, a smile. 2008-05-23 - tell me where did you sleep last night? 2008-05-22 - synonyms 2008-05-21 - first date! 2008-05-20 - morning check in 2008-05-18 - maybe finally but it'll still be weird. 2008-05-18 - she likes me? she really really really likes me. 2008-05-17 - the worlds best mix and the consequences that come with it 2008-05-16 - what i like about you 2008-05-15 - last time i got a mix? who the hell knows. 2008-05-14 - surprised inbox 2008-05-10 - the impossibilities keep appearing 2008-04-30 - peas 2008-04-30 - what it's like 2008-04-25 - whoa!! 2008-04-24 - better than bad, it's good 2008-04-20 - i talk too much. sort of. 2008-04-19 - loves it 2008-04-14 - good side 2008-04-13 - really quite pathetic if you think about it 2008-04-12 - i knew it wouldn't work out 2008-04-10 - um what? 2008-04-08 - time for ritalin? 2008-04-06 - yeah i'm still painting. 2008-04-04 - such a nerd. 2008-03-30 - something actually feels good, and it isn't just the sunshine 2008-03-29 - recipe for a great afternoon 2008-03-29 - derivative 2008-03-28 - damien rice told me to tell you 2008-03-26 - um yeah 2008-03-24 - when i ride the bus 2008-03-23 - ask for a distraction, and ye shall recieve one 2008-03-23 - - 2008-03-23 - french fires and all 2008-03-18 - uggh. and more. 2008-03-17 - got it bad 2008-03-16 - familiar foreign object 2008-03-14 - cubicle girls. 2008-03-14 - and so we danced 2008-03-11 - nothing much to say anymore 2008-03-10 - float on 2008-03-07 - let me lay it all out for you 2008-03-06 - a run on sentence of a night. 2008-03-06 - climbing 2008-03-04 - what is love, where did it get me, whoever thought of love is no friend of mine 2008-03-03 - damn girls 2008-03-02 - beauty in the somplicity...or is it the complexity? 2008-03-02 - stopped making sense a long time ago 2008-03-01 - numbers 2008-02-29 - oh, the struggles of being an artist 2008-02-27 - there was a plan 2008-02-25 - venus 2008-02-23 - as the world turns, my uters screams 2008-02-20 - it's like a computer, but smaller 2008-02-15 - tgif yo 2008-02-11 - i don't want to pretend anymore 2008-02-08 - an important observation 2008-02-05 - where have you been 2008-01-22 - teeter and totter 2008-01-18 - just getting worse 2008-01-14 - i can('t) make i on my own 2008-01-14 - i can('t) make i on my own 2008-01-10 - looking back, looking forward 2007-12-31 - the day before the day before the new year 2007-12-28 - thursday nights in the world 2007-12-20 - q4 has been good, i don't know how else to explain it 2007-12-03 - sore throat 2007-11-26 - work and play balanced 2007-11-12 - dead air at a wedding 2007-11-07 - fuckin weird 2007-11-05 - what i miss most 2007-10-31 - moving on, slowly 2007-10-26 - good, bad, bruised. 2007-10-24 - barbara 2007-10-22 - go bears. 2007-10-15 - minnesota's a funny state 2007-10-10 - into the 10th 2007-10-08 - 10 years from now, will we still be the same? 2007-10-04 - holy time capsule, batman 2007-10-03 - aw jeez 2007-09-26 - autumn, finally 2007-09-18 - proactivity is hard these days 2007-09-10 - the day after 2007-09-07 - a smile on my face 2007-09-05 - i know my life well... 2007-08-30 - how many wheels? 2007-08-23 - beer beer everywhere and not a drop i drank 2007-08-20 - it rains and i melt 2007-08-17 - friday is overrated 2007-08-15 - this is not a happy place 2007-08-13 - 4 months later and i still hate this. passionately. 2007-08-13 - I'm ambivalent. In fact that's my new favorite word. 2007-08-10 - look at me, i'm invisible- wait you can't see me 2007-08-08 - and it leans on me like a rootless tree 2007-08-06 - i think my feet are still dirty 2007-08-03 - lolla!! 2007-07-31 - a letter to vienna 2007-07-30 - say it with me! 2007-07-29 - you can't spell martyr without martini, sort of 2007-07-27 - these days we go to waste like wine 2007-07-26 - yoga how i love thee. 2007-07-26 - i haven't been peeing my pants enough 2007-07-25 - fortunes and fates 2007-07-24 - when opportunity knock in the form of a giant a**hole 2007-07-23 - i miss them, and they don't blink 2007-07-20 - oh chicago 2007-07-18 - i don't know what to call this! 2007-07-16 - revelations 2.0 2007-07-13 - rethinking this theory 2007-07-09 - would you go along with someone like me? 2007-07-05 - she has my belt! 2007-07-03 - one year ago 2007-07-02 - rally really really 2007-06-29 - funny ha ha 2007-06-28 - try to keep myself away from me 2007-06-26 - for reals, b. 2007-06-25 - no kisses, and very little spanking 2007-06-22 - proud to be...a crier? 2007-06-20 - give me your $$ 2007-06-20 - what if i said.... 2007-06-18 - two things about the weekend 2007-06-15 - lament. 2007-06-15 - life's a bitch and then you're hungover 2007-06-14 - the weird and the 21 2007-06-13 - the details, or 'like, poof' 2007-06-12 - my mom and dad met in a bar 2007-06-11 - maybe i'll sleep well tonight 2007-06-10 - sommarfest 2007-06-06 - coma, age 24 2007-06-05 - parking slip 2007-06-04 - seriously diaryland, fix yourself! 2007-06-04 - reasons this weekend sucks, lets be positive here 2007-06-03 - that was awful 2007-06-03 - that was awful 2007-06-01 - time traveler's sister 2007-05-30 - can you spot a little advice? 2007-05-30 - can you spot a little advice? 2007-05-29 - cluster 2007-05-29 - cluster 2007-05-26 - wii 2007-05-26 - wii 2007-05-25 - welcome back sock 2007-05-24 - definitions+mazzy=finally. 2007-05-23 - speaking words of wisdom, let her be 2007-05-21 - AnxietyDD 2007-05-21 - AnxietyDD 2007-05-18 - straining 2007-05-17 - runners world 2007-05-17 - diaryland, wtf? 2007-05-17 - eat me, just kidding. 2007-05-16 - anger danger stranger 2007-05-15 - sloughing off the dead skin 2007-05-14 - cake, frosting, cake, frosting, cake, frosting, statue 2007-05-10 - let it go, let the words flow 2007-05-09 - a list for wednesday 2007-05-08 - the cicadas are soon to break the silence, but up until its very still here 2007-05-07 - i'll do what i do best, wait. 2007-04-30 - reeling 2007-04-27 - f the weekend 2007-04-26 - 7 days without tears, a lifetime left to build up 2007-04-24 - overtime over me 2007-04-23 - the widow's pillow, and more. 2007-04-20 - into an ex 2007-04-19 - pfabbtb 2007-04-17 - i hate this 2007-04-13 - fuct 2007-04-12 - into the great perhaps 2007-04-11 - the snow and the tears (are we on a break?) 2007-04-10 - and you say 2007-04-09 - afterglow of an afterthought 2007-04-02 - ahhhhhhhhhhhh 2007-04-02 - peachy. 2007-03-16 - survey says... 2007-03-15 - what it really costs to go online 2007-03-12 - spring forward and forwarder 2007-03-08 - my foray into politics 2007-03-06 - i will buy you a ring if fear doesn't get me first 2007-02-20 - a sad cycle 2007-02-16 - happy birthdaversary 2007-02-15 - tension headache this big!! 2007-02-14 - vday, sheday, and usday? 2007-02-09 - survey from dragnflytype 2007-01-29 - um this kind of sucks 2007-01-26 - something in the way i move 2007-01-19 - something old something new something allergic somepeople blue 2007-01-12 - blurbomatic 2006-12-27 - living without- 2006-12-21 - this is not as deep as it sounds 2006-12-07 - random morning thoughts 2006-11-27 - whatever monday, you can just hide under a cloud 2006-11-15 - good and gooder 2006-11-10 - k-zoo 2006-10-31 - can you see the lines? (27) 2006-10-25 - soon 2006-10-23 - zzzzz pt. 2 2006-10-18 - and then the fat man died 2006-10-13 - these 3 things 2006-10-13 - zzzz 2006-10-11 - damn, wish it was my birthday 2006-10-09 - erosion 2006-10-09 - this train of thought 2006-10-05 - tsk tsk tsk all the way home 2006-09-28 - off the tracks 2006-09-19 - smell, cold hands, and old words 2006-09-19 - the cold and the heat 2006-09-18 - how to appreciate the fall. 2006-09-12 - one buff sock 2006-09-01 - kindness is a gun 2006-08-31 - there's a midget inside me (get it,,,a little adult) 2006-08-30 - dichotomy 2006-08-28 - huh? 2006-08-24 - proactive and the rock n roll so and so's 2006-08-21 - yohoho and a bottle of chum 2006-08-17 - almost september, but not quite there 2006-08-16 - some subconscious/2 years + 1 day 2006-08-14 - i should start a dream journal again/an extension of my own ego 2006-08-11 - addictions 2006-08-10 - days in, days out 2006-08-08 - anniversary present 2006-08-01 - hugh granted 2006-07-31 - whoa monday 2006-07-28 - when i think about you. 2006-07-27 - coordination, or maybe its the drowsy talking... 2006-07-25 - its like high school in your head and your heart and i'd like for it to stop. 2006-07-24 - tears are just super distilled vodka 2006-07-19 - funny ha ha 2006-07-14 - the gaymes they play 2006-07-12 - the moody browns 2006-07-11 - tiny dancer 2006-07-06 - still anti social after all these hours 2006-07-05 - the floodgates open, and what comes out... 2006-07-05 - ...summer and sixteen 2006-07-03 - somehow its all about spooning 2006-06-29 - on kissing.... 2006-06-27 - hypothetically 2006-06-26 - off the record 2006-06-23 - REM stalker 2006-06-22 - this desert life 2006-06-18 - lolla 2006-06-14 - amusement from the arse 2006-06-12 - serum? 2006-06-12 - like we're used to.... 2006-06-09 - in the water, and you're thirsty 2006-06-08 - nothing in my head anymore 2006-06-07 - .<>>>>< 2006-06-05 - i told you i don't make sense 2006-06-01 - stressed 2006-05-31 - dirty clean 2006-05-25 - soap net 2006-05-17 - the list of reasons why 2006-05-05 - one 2006-05-04 - two. 2006-05-03 - three 2006-05-02 - four 2006-05-01 - five 2006-04-27 - another day off 2006-04-21 - they call me whiskers... 2006-04-19 - jitters 2006-04-17 - dontcha wish your life was... 2006-04-13 - a weak back 2006-04-10 - it hurts me too 2006-04-10 - bath time. 2006-04-03 - an ode to casers 2006-03-29 - a dult 2006-03-21 - what? oh yeah, nothing. 2006-03-14 - what now? 2006-03-07 - since we last talked 2006-03-02 - too many quotes in this entry 2006-02-28 - what? 2006-02-27 - career-builder 2006-02-24 - no messiah here 2006-02-16 - thursday 2006-02-15 - really, its a good thing that everyday isn't the 14th 2006-02-14 - low 2006-02-09 - foo-tahn-nass-tee 2006-02-08 - boo hiss 2006-02-06 - this is what the ice queen makes 2006-02-02 - just add water 2006-01-30 - getting off the pot...metaphorically 2006-01-27 - ....fever 2006-01-24 - runny nose entry 2006-01-23 - that damn L word 2006-01-20 - our friend garlic 2006-01-13 - deep thought 2006-01-12 - yesterday 2006-01-09 - voting cry 2005-12-29 - unhappiness shines through, and the writing re-emerges 2005-12-23 - in the spirit 2005-12-19 - vote more! 2005-12-16 - the night line 2005-12-15 - vote or die or something like that 2005-12-09 - white 2005-12-05 - onepinksock records 2005-12-01 - rain and snow 2005-11-28 - no turkey on thanksgiving 2005-11-18 - michael flatley here i come 2005-11-07 - more dreams about people i never knew 2005-11-04 - all the things i don't do 2005-11-01 - home movie therapy 2005-10-24 - howard hughes is my boss 2005-10-21 - amy ray and the capital b 2005-10-20 - fly me from the moon 2005-10-17 - thank you 2005-10-14 - night terror 2005-10-11 - twenty six candles, no cake 2005-10-07 - a short lesson on allergies? 2005-10-06 - symptoms and causes 2005-10-05 - completely amazing idiots 2005-09-30 - i'm a magnet for kittens and old ladies 2005-09-29 - and the night was a low soft hum 2005-09-26 - all questions and helping hands 2005-09-22 - ouch 2005-09-21 - shoes keys done. 2005-09-20 - questions strapped across my mouth 2005-09-19 - play, or fast forward 2005-09-15 - interesting questions 2005-09-13 - pretty blue paper and a head of an ache 2005-09-08 - cats cops and stuff 2005-09-07 - an open letter 2005-09-02 - all the bad tastebuds 2005-09-01 - fooled you 2005-08-31 - melancholy and the finite sadness 2005-08-30 - is it summer yet? 2005-08-29 - long weekend's journey 2005-08-26 - 184? 2005-08-25 - 4 days later 2005-08-23 - earlier and earlier 2005-08-22 - first day back, first day back in town... 2005-08-10 - honeymoon 2005-07-26 - heeby and jeeby 2005-07-14 - mule... 2005-07-12 - slave to the grind 2005-07-06 - first comes sloth... 2005-07-05 - its not the noise on the streets 2005-07-03 - sweating the days by 2005-06-22 - - 2005-06-12 - on the fringe of summer 2005-06-12 - on the fringe of summer 2005-06-08 - hot under this collar 2005-06-06 - the numbers 2005-06-01 - beautiful smile, oh yes 2005-05-26 - pennies from hell 2005-05-23 - all of it 2005-05-18 - thought bubbles 2005-05-17 - she in the morning and i at night (fight #2?) 2005-05-16 - all the arms around me 2005-05-13 - sleeping next to nothing 2005-05-12 - steps in all directions 2005-05-10 - sunny with a chance of smiles 2005-05-09 - making future mix tapes 2005-05-05 - fire drill today 2005-05-03 - reason, always looking for a reason 2005-05-02 - rage more, mouse 2005-04-28 - a bucketful of smiles 2005-04-27 - getting married sucks ass 2005-04-26 - matt damon 2005-04-25 - you got some suitcases i could borrow? 2005-04-22 - stream of calendar 2005-04-20 - grams ounces pounds on my back 2005-04-19 - it's my party and i'll pope if i want to 2005-04-14 - posted for the world 2005-04-12 - shaving the monkey 2005-04-08 - sonofa 2005-04-08 - caught between the ages 2005-04-06 - at night and asleep 2005-04-05 - nod 2005-04-05 - the gospel according to mark 2005-03-18 - real corned beef hash 2005-03-17 - no worries, 2005-03-15 - can't buy me love 2005-03-14 - minus all the complexities 2005-03-11 - your dark materials 2005-03-10 - hoops 2005-03-03 - grandma's shoes 2005-03-02 - undercompensated, overloved. 2005-02-28 - the l word 2005-02-25 - napoleon dyn-o-mite 2005-02-24 - project runway is over. booo. 2005-02-24 - project runway is over. booo. 2005-02-23 - i too have had several positive friendships with gays 2005-02-22 - pop a wheelie 2005-02-17 - late lovely lady laughter 2005-02-16 - its good to be loved 2005-02-14 - schedule of my heart 2005-02-11 - brain drain 2005-02-10 - busy busy beeeee 2005-02-08 - can't get enough of your love baby 2005-02-07 - what kind of pants are you wearing? 2005-02-03 - boggedyboo 2005-02-02 - chicken joke 2005-02-01 - here and now 2005-01-31 - anniversaries 2005-01-27 - skinny worry 2005-01-26 - miss you and love you 2005-01-24 - spat? 2005-01-21 - 1-2 step 2005-01-20 - tipping the scales 2005-01-19 - slippery slope 2005-01-13 - not good enough 2005-01-12 - a few short things 2005-01-10 - strange thing, skin 2005-01-07 - not enough to give 2005-01-06 - - 2005-01-04 - morning frustration and the nitpickities 2004-12-27 - shadowy figure 2004-12-24 - stained glass 2004-12-16 - in the teacher's bathroom. 2004-12-15 - yar. 2004-12-14 - pajamas 2004-12-10 - walgreens 2004-12-09 - just like a rainbow... 2004-12-07 - for you. 2004-12-06 - can't blame her for trying 2004-12-03 - how far? 2004-12-01 - no money, less sleep 2004-11-29 - yum 2004-11-22 - monday/friday 2004-11-19 - just like a little girl 2004-11-15 - 3 2004-11-12 - empty mouth 2004-11-08 - all kinds of snippets about the gf 2004-11-05 - in the stacks 2004-11-05 - this ring don't fit no more/will i grow up to be a tragedy? 2004-11-04 - tired. 2004-11-02 - i voted! 2004-11-01 - yell 2004-10-28 - job openings? 2004-10-27 - oooh so sentimental 2004-10-22 - trying hard, or not 2004-10-20 - i can't stop touching her and this time 2004-10-19 - cheesy sock. so very cheesy. 2004-10-18 - two months 2004-10-12 - new bike new bike! 2004-10-07 - convergence 2004-10-06 - master debater and the sleeping dyke 2004-10-05 - itchy legs ooey goo 2004-09-30 - pda 2004-09-29 - so there 2004-09-28 - not on my notebook 2004-09-27 - thoughts on becoming a woman 2004-09-22 - stupid white man 2004-09-21 - with or without words 2004-09-20 - cheesy but... 2004-09-20 - more verbal diarrhea about a great girl 2004-09-15 - not today 2004-09-14 - clenching 2004-09-13 - i said it and i meant it 2004-09-09 - lloyd dobbler in my room 2004-09-02 - a girl i'd love to paint with my words 2004-09-01 - good kid/bad kid 2004-08-31 - headaches 2004-08-30 - cute underwear 2004-08-26 - she opens a long closed book 2004-08-25 - shrimpy itch 2004-08-24 - smiles in the morning 2004-08-19 - on a bench 2004-08-15 - the end of the world as i know it? 2004-08-09 - crowded house (bed) 2004-08-04 - silly me 2004-08-02 - eh? 2004-07-26 - the noise and frustration of ms. crabbypants 2004-07-22 - looking from a window above 2004-07-19 - best weekend ever? 2004-07-14 - things are in my life are better than they appear 2004-07-12 - unspecial 2004-08-09 - bedsores 2004-07-06 - revolving thoughts 2004-07-02 - catsup 2004-06-28 - ass-motional 2004-06-24 - all the colors of the 2004-06-19 - sir napalot 2004-06-15 - sloth 2004-06-14 - bless the beasts and children 2004-06-08 - t-minus 2004-06-07 - blocked referrer 2004-06-07 - expectations lead to downfalls 2004-06-02 - end of the year 2004-06-01 - revelations 6:1 2004-05-28 - 11 conversations about nothing 2004-05-27 - meat and cheese 2004-05-26 - how did you ever get to be so damn good? 2004-05-25 - challenge this 2004-05-24 - a dirty leg 2004-05-21 - love them sandals. 2004-05-20 - perhaps even retarded. 2004-05-19 - all too pretty 2004-05-18 - its good to be random 2004-05-17 - fists a flyin' 2004-05-14 - 99 problems 2004-05-13 - what the shoes say 2004-05-12 - more about pants 2004-05-10 - best weekend ever? 2004-05-07 - ketchup and ice cream 2004-05-06 - hot dogs and sandwiches and hot dogs, oh my! 2004-05-05 - a ditty 2004-05-04 - annie on a sock mind 2004-05-03 - beanbags in iowa 2004-04-29 - because i just finished 'the time traveler's wife' 2004-04-28 - the way dreams work 2004-04-27 - i've been working with the ice cream 2004-04-27 - feeling drowsy 2004-04-26 - defending the midwest 2004-04-24 - for once it has its advantages 2004-04-23 - purpose 2004-04-22 - make your soul sparkle 2004-04-21 - celery 2004-04-21 - rainy sock layout change 2004-04-20 - from roscoes with love 2004-04-19 - desperately seeking sockage 2004-04-16 - bowling time 2004-04-16 - the good day list 2004-04-15 - pretentious and silly 2004-04-15 - sweet old ladies (and beer) 2004-04-14 - sinead 2004-04-13 - hard hat 2004-04-12 - 3rd place! 2004-04-08 - this thursday is a friday. 2004-04-07 - sleeping under drawings 2004-04-06 - pants all the time 2004-04-05 - if i could find a ladder to raise me up, then i'd be able to fall for you 2004-04-02 - the website 2004-04-01 - one more letter lost without postage 2004-03-31 - absence of words 2004-03-30 - all the sex 2004-03-29 - play that funky music 2004-03-27 - unflappably gracious, and a lot of snot 2004-03-25 - shakespeare in pants 2004-03-24 - g. godron litty and his cable cable cable 2004-03-23 - cowardly texter 2004-03-21 - a dirty dirty soul. 2004-03-18 - i have to poop! 2004-03-17 - bah-ha! 2004-03-16 - metaphorical unicycle 2004-03-15 - fucking issues 2004-03-12 - medievel day 2004-03-11 - shut me up 2004-03-10 - me & sex 2004-03-09 - just finding each other 2004-03-08 - hooligans 2004-03-05 - picking up slack 2004-03-04 - double ha 2004-03-03 - for you and all your doubt 2004-03-02 - a list 2004-02-26 - unicycle 2004-02-24 - am i really that smart? nope. 2004-02-23 - unavailable 2004-02-20 - poo 2004-02-19 - in a dryer 2004-02-18 - $120 bras 2004-02-17 - digging a hole with an axe 2004-03-18 - a meaningless entry on my day off. 2004-02-13 - lets be negative on friday the 13th 2004-02-12 - picture day 2004-02-11 - all your way 2004-02-11 - same bat channel, same inner monologue 2004-02-10 - adventures in self deprecation 2004-02-09 - a plethora of swears 2004-02-09 - doubt and winter 2004-02-06 - am i magnetic? 2004-02-05 - fate of the date 2004-02-04 - i can't believe i'm sayin the words "second date" 2004-02-03 - yea for fish 2004-02-02 - wring me out 2004-01-30 - my first job 2004-01-29 - i really can't tell if this is a letter to myself or a letter to you 2004-01-28 - i'm not proud 2004-01-27 - real writing? 2004-01-26 - something written while yelling at kids and fixing laptops 2004-01-23 - beero 2004-01-22 - thursday, the other friday 2004-01-21 - don't let me drink the wine 2004-01-20 - goonies never say die 2004-01-19 - date date date date date 2004-01-16 - the friday five, errrr, one 2004-01-15 - please no warty faces 2004-01-14 - stabbing me with scissors 2004-01-13 - links n things 2004-01-12 - i need a roommate! 2004-01-09 - teacher's strike 2004-01-08 - just email 2004-01-07 - lengthwise 2004-01-06 - frozen snot 2004-01-05 - passing through gethsemane 2004-01-03 - too much joan of arcadia 2003-12-28 - tomorrow, i fly 2003-12-28 - stealing mother's cigarettes 2003-12-27 - bittersweet is not the word 2003-12-25 - dear you, love me 2003-12-25 - ho ho home for the holidays 2003-12-24 - vegas 1 2003-12-19 - guide to avoiding a hangover 2003-12-18 - zack attack and the same old ramble 2003-12-17 - you can call me cranky pants 2003-12-16 - nun type things 2003-12-15 - monday doesn't look so bad. 2003-12-11 - i pick my nose, i pick my girls 2003-12-10 - the evil tea? 2003-12-09 - tea time 2003-12-05 - love v. knowledge 2003-12-04 - the adventures of tofu 2003-12-03 - mood swing, strike one 2003-12-02 - this babble seems schizophrenic 2003-12-01 - in a name... 2003-11-28 - "always an ear, never a mouth" 2003-11-24 - a really long entry that is a by product of a hangover. 2003-11-21 - lying about detentions 2003-11-20 - got a match? 2003-11-20 - got a match? 2003-11-19 - at the zoo 2003-11-18 - round and round 2003-11-17 - a complex misery 2003-11-14 - weekend outlook. 2003-11-13 - reading like mad 2003-11-12 - all jumbly and stuff 2003-11-10 - after breakfast 2003-11-07 - bowling 2003-11-06 - cutting out pilgrims 2003-11-05 - snores from the library 2003-11-04 - treeclimbers unlimited 2003-11-03 - halloween lessons 2003-10-31 - i'm a hallo-weenie 2003-10-30 - life without a compass 2003-10-29 - a download for you! 2003-10-28 - i want a new drug 2003-10-27 - what the hell am i gonna be? 2003-10-24 - post 2003-10-24 - post 2003-10-23 - he still speaks to me, always 2003-10-22 - one-fifty-seven 2003-10-21 - silent 2003-10-20 - what i ate for breakfast 2003-10-17 - you hate purple rain? 2003-10-16 - RAGE MORE 2003-10-15 - what she couldn't say 2003-10-10 - cubmania 2003-10-09 - birthdaylicious 2003-10-09 - birthdaylicious 2003-10-08 - hundred dollar bill, y'all 2003-10-07 - little girl, big ole keg 2003-10-03 - fryday 2003-10-02 - basically, she's ugly 2003-10-01 - hot beverage 2003-09-30 - dead dog dreams 2003-09-29 - picking a shoe 2003-09-26 - afterschool special 2003-09-26 - maybe... 2003-09-25 - the night makes me write like this 2003-09-24 - i'll never not be a libra 2003-09-24 - i'll never not be a libra 2003-09-23 - ass in face 2003-09-22 - stranger waving 2003-09-19 - is that folgers in your sweater? 2003-09-19 - is that folgers in your sweater? 2003-09-19 - is that folgers in your sweater? 2003-09-19 - arrrrrgh matey, lets swab the girl 2003-09-18 - what i think about when i look at her 2003-09-17 - -pukish green 2003-09-16 - tools, fools, rules and more 2003-09-15 - walking through sludge 2003-09-12 - stories for you 2003-09-11 - flying banana 2003-09-10 - only words can help me find you 2003-09-09 - the only reason i miss the color black 2003-09-08 - 70 hits in the morning 2003-09-05 - lack thereof 2003-09-04 - chicago game show 2003-09-03 - free will speaks 2003-09-02 - lose yourself in the? 2003-09-02 - be quiet already political lady 2003-08-29 - what happens when you 80s dance 2003-08-27 - you know you wre never dating when.... 2003-08-26 - school is starting 2003-08-25 - bland no more 2003-08-22 - out of order 2003-08-21 - she says it so coyly 2003-08-20 - blank 2003-08-18 - it wasn't my mother, so i shoulda slapped her 2003-08-15 - at least i'm not under a hand dryer anymore 2003-08-13 - last nite here 2003-08-13 - at least i'm in my bedclothes 2003-08-12 - heat does not make an in-box swell 2003-08-11 - hot heat in sin city 2003-08-08 - tomorrow i will win a million dollars 2003-08-07 - she is at it again and again 2003-08-05 - like dreamers do 2003-08-04 - more on zzzzzzzzzzs 2003-08-03 - i do know how to knit.... 2003-08-01 - at the circle k 2003-07-31 - not again she says 2003-07-30 - head in a bag head in the clouds 2003-07-28 - what i did on my summer vacation 2003-07-21 - rain rain go away 2003-07-20 - windy day 2003-07-17 - i'm not so sure where i'm going anymore 2003-07-16 - who am i kidding? 2003-07-14 - i waited by the phone 2003-07-12 - server crashed 2003-07-08 - when the heat is gone, the mind will wander 2003-07-06 - i know i check my email religiously for a reason 2003-07-05 - hot july weather 2003-07-02 - you make me think of fall 2003-06-30 - after the parade 2003-06-30 - up through the parade 2003-06-26 - sticks 'n stones 2003-06-25 - nipples 2003-06-23 - and summer begins 2003-06-17 - summer 2003-06-13 - last day of school and its not sweaty 2003-06-12 - pick my clothes for me. 2003-06-11 - not so much to say 2003-06-10 - piss off, all of you. 2003-06-10 - scok=crankypants 2003-06-09 - and the countdown begins 2003-06-06 - friday five, get me out of here 2003-06-06 - stupid gum and friday 2003-06-05 - i'm rather hungry right now 2003-06-04 - fall music in the spring 2003-06-03 - maybe i'm a camp counselor 2003-06-02 - like 2003-05-30 - busy friday 2003-05-29 - too much cake 2003-05-28 - i'm don't even know what i'm talking about 2003-05-27 - twas a good weekend 2003-05-23 - nothing special here today 2003-05-22 - ...and then we did it! 2003-05-21 - almost like college...and a phone call! 2003-05-20 - incredible shrinking pimp 2003-05-19 - a fine line between sex and granola 2003-05-16 - damn you lunar eclipse 2003-05-15 - gimme somethin good 2003-05-14 - a$$ searches 2003-05-14 - i'm just pretending to be sexy 2003-05-13 - a really long entry about being back at college 2003-05-09 - foxfire burns and burns 2003-05-08 - two for one 2003-05-08 - laying in bed 2003-05-08 - nothing to gain here 2003-05-07 - inside my head 2003-05-06 - never any answers 2003-05-02 - when did you lose yours? 2003-05-01 - dog eat dog world 2003-04-30 - ice cream! 2003-04-29 - it was on the sidewalk, it was in my head 2003-04-28 - i'm in pain, just a little 2003-04-25 - mustachio musings 2003-04-23 - a matching we will go 2003-04-23 - ishmael and more 2003-04-22 - more paragraphs about girls 2003-04-21 - rant/not rant 2003-04-17 - medieval me, and all my worries 2003-04-16 - i'm her lackey 2003-04-16 - censorship and counting 2003-04-15 - sunny and high of 85 2003-04-14 - welcome back, socker 2003-04-11 - Dr. Doctor and the mysterious virus 2003-04-10 - fevered dreams and more 2003-04-09 - mono-fied? 2003-04-07 - winter, stop it! 2003-04-04 - a mystery to words 2003-04-04 - dream world 2003-04-03 - shaving tonight 2003-04-02 - sock on shoes 2003-04-01 - on love, lesbians, the past, and horoscopes 2003-03-31 - you don't even know! 2003-03-31 - written on spring break 2 2003-03-31 - written on spring break 1 2003-03-26 - more spring break crap crap crap 2003-03-24 - arrrrrgh 2003-03-21 - sweet dreams 2003-03-20 - more bitching about sleep 2003-03-19 - i hate being awake for 2 hours at 4am. 2003-03-18 - its not the first day of the rest of your life, its tuesday 2003-03-17 - anal monday 2003-03-14 - friday lethargy 2003-03-13 - gold star chart and other stories 2003-03-12 - nothing in particular 2003-03-12 - nothing in particular 2003-03-11 - what jenny said 2003-03-10 - nothing is as sacred as we want it to be 2003-03-07 - no its not a dress 2003-03-06 - my eyelids should be heavier by now 2003-03-05 - it burns 2003-03-04 - fatty fat fat fats! 2003-03-03 - this entry is coherent as i was on sunday 2003-02-27 - tomorrow's entry today 2003-02-27 - a word or two from james 2003-02-26 - dirty drunk and bald 2003-02-25 - jehovah jehovah jehovah 2003-02-24 - i'm gross. 2003-02-21 - a better than 'fuck' day 2003-02-20 - fuck 2003-02-20 - validation from strangers 2003-02-19 - stand up, sit down, cower cower cower! 2003-02-18 - i'm wearing a hat? 2003-02-14 - light my fire 2003-02-13 - the random bug bit my ass 2003-02-12 - she talks and talks and talks... 2003-02-12 - jenny i've got your number 2003-02-11 - what in hell am i talking about? 2003-02-10 - has my guestbook stopped working? 2003-02-07 - are my pants inside out? 2003-02-06 - my so called diary 2003-02-05 - oy 2003-02-04 - in the spotlight, this is what i say 2003-02-04 - that completely 80s chick 2003-02-03 - mondays eat rat poo 2003-01-31 - i'm a title, i'm a title! 2003-01-30 - what you think about in the absence of chapstick 2003-01-29 - coke for breakfast 2003-01-28 - because sometimes funny isn't the answer 2003-01-27 - really, it was the stupor bowl 2003-01-24 - i could be wrong, i could be asleep 2003-01-23 - coming out on coming out. 2003-01-22 - socky was a little lamb 2003-01-22 - i am whatever i draw i am 2003-01-21 - cleaning out my.... 2003-01-21 - still smiling after so little sleep 2003-01-17 - musings on candide 2003-01-16 - the basketball diaries 2003-01-15 - what i... 2003-01-14 - something about something 2003-01-13 - things this weekend and whatnot 2003-01-10 - girls eating corn 2003-01-09 - plimpton 2003-01-08 - nothing really important 2003-01-07 - contemplating my own scowl 2003-01-06 - start a pool... 2003-01-03 - what i can recall of it? 2003-01-01 - - 2002-12-31 - yeah, if you wanna make out.... 2002-12-27 - not enough internet..... 2002-12-25 - last of the vegas 2002-12-25 - the vegas update, issue 4 2002-12-23 - the vegas update, issue 3 2002-12-23 - the vegas update, issue 2.5 2002-12-23 - the vegas update, issue 2 2002-12-22 - the vegas update, issue 1 2002-12-21 - with the fam... 2002-12-20 - and how it feels to be alone 2002-12-19 - pretending to be a journalist 2002-12-18 - yea yea yeas 2002-12-17 - god pirate wine 2002-12-16 - the living 80s and eating books 2002-12-16 - my fingers keep talking... 2002-12-13 - banana 2002-12-12 - xmas gifts 2002-12-11 - hassling my saucy ego 2002-12-10 - later that day... 2002-12-10 - snack time fantasy 2002-12-09 - monday regurgutation, blaaah 2002-12-06 - friday brings out the weirdness 2002-12-05 - the good socks 2002-12-04 - tastes like perm 2002-12-04 - an entry doomed to not live in infamy 2002-12-03 - the funk soul sister 2002-12-02 - hand me a shovel, i'm diggin my grave 2002-11-29 - just a shorty 2002-11-27 - black wednesday actually quite bright... 2002-11-26 - and you thought i wouldn't update.... 2002-11-25 - a second sock rant 2002-11-25 - the adventures of a bad person 2002-11-22 - numbers for you 2002-11-21 - dreaming and flirting- things i don't do enough 2002-11-20 - workers comp, here i come 2002-11-19 - random list me 2002-11-19 - meteor/slow 2002-11-18 - popsicle hands and stuffy nose 2002-11-15 - girls in latex and free stuff 2002-11-14 - not your regularly scheduled programming 2002-11-14 - not your regularly scheduled programming 2002-11-13 - i really do have to pee 2002-11-12 - glad to be back 2002-11-08 - friday rocks like this 2002-11-07 - annie on the shelf 2002-11-07 - me 'n mary playin a game 2002-11-06 - eleventy billion plus one 2002-11-06 - stupid this 2002-11-05 - little old ladies and the great hair debate 2002-11-04 - weekend stuff 2002-11-01 - i need a cheeseburger 2002-10-31 - the distributive property 2002-10-31 - shortnsquat 2002-10-30 - the untouched booty 2002-10-29 - the occasional wino 2002-10-28 - the ridiculous virgin 2002-10-25 - hibernation 2002-10-24 - another rainy day 2002-10-23 - me, walking, listening Wednesday, Oct. 23, 2002 - My Diaryland Trading Card 2002-10-22 - - 2002-10-21 - too much dick 2002-10-18 - yecccch 2002-10-17 - dear amazon 2002-10-16 - dreams pants suggest 2002-10-15 - jibberjabber today 2002-10-13 - i miss college 2002-10-11 - happy national coming out day! 2002-10-10 - filled with booty 2002-10-09 - a lesson in the cheese aisle 2002-10-08 - yeah,i dunno 2002-10-07 - to bridesmaids and the smell of poop 2002-10-04 - girls in fall 2002-10-03 - boot vs. boot 2002-10-03 - bag it, tag it, you got sumpin on yo pants 2002-10-02 - get me a book deal, oprah 2002-10-01 - chronicles of my nostrils 2002-09-30 - meeting honesty (at a kegger) 2002-09-27 - Storefront warnings 2002-09-26 - give me cancer now god 2002-09-26 - married in pants? 2002-09-25 - more libra than libra 2002-09-24 - me and my psuedoephedrine, we're goin to the dentist 2002-09-24 - new layout 2002-09-23 - the monday recap 2002-09-20 - 1 of 1000 updates 2002-09-20 - 1000 ways to kill a bi polar bear 2002-09-19 - how i (could have) lost my job, or a pirate's revenge 2002-09-18 - in love with her 2002-09-17 - state of confusion 2002-09-13 - smells and stuff 2002-09-12 - evil loaves and the elderly 2002-09-11 - at my best, but not really 2002-09-09 - me without arms 2002-09-06 - back at work 2002-08-30 - my funny story 2002-08-26 - -- 2002-08-23 - shortness 2002-08-16 - old ladies and my horoscope 2002-08-14 - road to the internet 2002-08-06 - tales from the public library 2002-08-03 - even though i'm wearing his shorts... 2002-07-30 - kitty nic fit 2002-07-26 - crappy crap crap craps 2002-07-23 - death 2002-07-22 - some like it hot, i don't 2002-07-17 - blind ramblings about (not) sex, purple and pepper 2002-07-13 - oh, the parents 2002-07-10 - my turn 2002-07-05 - i a m trouble 2002-07-01 - pride weekend 2002-06-28 - frickin puppies, frickin flags 2002-06-27 - slothdom 2002-06-26 - this is my boredom, drink of it 2002-06-25 - boredom quelled in box 2002-06-24 - finding imbalance. 2002-06-20 - lesbian boarding house 2002-06-17 - granolas don't wear bras 2002-06-11 - .... 2002-06-10 - no love for the bucket. 2002-06-07 - girls and corn 2002-06-06 - this thinking here 2002-06-04 - free sex, flood watch, tipping scales 2002-06-03 - awww for chrissakes 2002-06-03 - monday makes for no stories 2002-05-29 - lists disguised well as paragraphs 2002-05-24 - monkey love 2002-05-23 - the DDPC, or i really have too much time on myhands 2002-05-22 - hay solo un gente, somos uno y los mismo 2002-05-21 - color me unfunny (with markers please) 2002-05-20 - la-deee-frickin-mono 2002-05-17 - public transportation 2002-05-15 - ...and god made cold 2002-05-14 - likely to offend 2002-05-12 - not for those with short attention spans 2002-05-10 - away this weekend 2002-05-09 - thursday randomness 2002-05-08 - i was in college (once) 2002-05-07 - "seldom" 2002-05-06 - the bad good and ugly 2002-05-03 - give a little bit, give a little bit of your blood to me 2002-05-02 - the substance of mathematics 2002-04-30 - to want to know to believe 2002-04-29 - how to get a dj fired- the short version 2002-04-26 - #1, #2, and wanting 2002-04-25 - my life on wheels 2002-04-24 - -- 2002-04-23 - 25% chance of... 2002-04-22 - strip bars, not what you think 2002-04-19 - ugly shoes, pretty layout, super-remote! 2002-04-18 - why this one matters so much 2002-04-18 - waxing asstastic 2002-04-17 - bobert, gym teachers, and mystery meat 2002-04-16 - a walk in closet? 2002-04-15 - lakeview is my love now 2002-04-11 - quizzes 2002-04-11 - the randoms 2002-04-11 - the randoms 2002-04-10 - nothing too important 2002-04-09 - how to leave my mark 2002-04-08 - one more career, shot down. 2002-04-06 - new place 2002-04-03 - to rescue a spoon 2002-03-23 - off for a week 2002-03-23 - off for a week 2002-03-21 - the "not yours" soap 2002-03-20 - wonder woman 2002-03-19 - would you butch my femme? 2002-03-14 - i spit shoelaces 2002-03-13 - silly power, lights are for ummmmm...caves? 2002-03-12 - whatta crappy list 2002-03-11 - where is my cinderella? 2002-03-08 - the sweetest smell of today 2002-03-07 - very important addendum to naked power outtages 2002-03-07 - naked power outtage 2002-03-06 - am i living with the mob? 2002-03-05 - lemme wax philo on a date (date?) 2002-02-28 - reading about puberty, or the saga of a lonely inbox 2002-02-27 - "name me" the pinhead 2002-02-26 - zoobily zoo 2002-02-22 - zanzibar! 2002-02-20 - growing outta my ears 2002-02-19 - i am keg, you are a keg 2002-02-15 - tock tock tock around the clock 2002-02-14 - no goals, but ghosts 2002-02-13 - my bruised valentine 2002-02-13 - oily bo hunk? NO! 2002-02-12 - nothing but ramblings. 2002-02-11 - now i remember what i forgot. perhaps i forgot what i remembered 2002-02-11 - they call me miss unsticky 2002-02-10 - sunday, arnold schwazeneger marathon 2002-02-08 - please follow directions 2002-02-07 - walk like an idiot 2002-02-06 - you melt my cream, i'll maybe wear a shoe 2002-02-05 - 4 cavities later. . . 2002-02-04 - ahh to scrape me 2002-02-04 - saturday nights 2002-02-01 - fo lunch today we will be serving poop 2002-01-31 - damn this pulse of mine 2002-01-31 - winter whether or not 2002-01-29 - bald 'n hairy 2002-01-28 - stinky cheese girl 2002-01-25 - and the sparks begin to fly 2002-01-24 - a storm of corn and pant vampires 2002-01-23 - flip this coin, dish 2001-11-16 - superblue, no super you. 2001-11-15 - i am against shoplifting 2001-11-12 - litterbox? 2001-11-12 - nooks? 2001-11-09 - airplanes and veins 2001-11-08 - welcome to this bathroom 2001-11-08 - sometimes